第1346章 认真擦鞋(1 / 1)
玄幻:开局一颗混沌珠
魔风烈
1001 字
2023-10-05
“你是真的跟我开玩笑?”陆沉笑着问。“当然,老夫骗你做什么?”苍羽老祖说道。“那好,苍羽老祖,请你兑现诺言吧!”陆沉继续笑道,“其实呢,战斗结束之后,我都忘这档子事,以为这事就这么过去了。”“可你主动送上门来,还说那么多废话,这是硬逼我把事情给想起来啊!”“你说,你是不是很犯贱呢?”听着陆沉的话,苍羽老祖的脸色就是一阵青,又一阵白,内心也后悔极了。之前在圣人战场,他为了怂恿陆沉去送死,许下诺言:只要陆沉与毒宗宗主交手,能够全身而退,他就给陆沉的师父霸道真人把鞋子擦干净!其实,战斗结束之后,他也把那档子事给忘了,不然见到陆沉的时侯,说什么都得绕路走啊!他也是晕了头,既然与陆沉碰了头也就算了,干嘛还找陆沉的茬,这不是自找麻烦么?此时此刻,他有一种很想撞墙的感觉。“那件事,可以就这么算了么?”苍祖老祖被逼得没办法,只得厚着脸皮,弱弱的说道。“你能把拉出来的翔,当场吃回去,我可以这么算了。”陆沉的脸上多了一缕冷意,一点机会都不给苍羽老祖,也不可能放过苍羽老祖?换一个角度,苍羽老祖若是有机会,也不会放过他!闻言,苍羽老祖的脸就黑了,心中奔过一万头草泥马。当即,苍羽老祖二话不说,一步迈出,直接冲到霸道真人的跟前。“干嘛?”霸道真人有点愣,还没反应过来。“不关你事!”苍羽老祖的脸更黑了,手中多了一块白布绸,当即蹲下来给霸道真人擦鞋子。陆沉这兔崽子欺人太甚,竟然叫他拉翔吃翔,真是岂有此理,简直是羞辱之极!他宁愿给世仇霸道真人擦鞋,也不会拉什么吃什么!否则的话,他也没脸存在这个世上了。“哟,你竟然兑现承诺了,好好好,实在是太好了。”霸道真人低着看着苍羽老祖,不禁当场就乐开了花,“好好擦,认真擦,一定要擦干净才行,否则本座不满意,你得重新擦。”霸道真人人如其名,绝对不是什么仁慈的货!他与苍羽老祖斗了几千年,两者之间几乎无法调和,差不多到了恨之入骨的程度。如今,他有此机会按住苍羽老祖在地上,就绝对会把苍羽老祖按着来来回回摩擦。而苍羽老祖一声不吭,继续认真擦鞋,忍受霸道真人的奚落和讥笑。没办法,谁叫他重下承诺,他敢不兑现,恐怕过不了今天。如今,霸道真人今时不同往日,已经迈过了风骨圣人,进入了纹骨圣人,成为中阶圣人!而他还是低阶的风骨圣人,怎么跟霸道真人比?霸道真人光是境界就压得他喘不过气来,更别提战力了。还有那个陆沉,连毒宗宗主都给诛了,此等战力之强,同时碾压他!面对这么一对强大又奇葩的师徒,他还有挣扎的余地么?没有!实力不如人,那就乖乖擦鞋,就这么简单!其他圣人看着苍羽宗主的憋屈,只能无奈的叹了一口气,爱莫能助!当时,谁不知苍羽老祖许下承诺的意图,就是叫陆沉去送死。那个时侯,谁都以为陆沉敢跟毒宗宗主交手,都是死路一条,苍羽老祖的承诺根本是不用兑现的。又有谁能料到,陆沉竟然不怕毒宗宗主最厉害的死毒,还有斩圣人之力!这下好了,人家陆沉不仅全身而退,还直接把毒宗宗主给斩了,赢了苍羽老祖的承诺。这么一来,苍羽老祖自己许下的承诺,跪着也要完成!现场一阵寂静,所有宗门的人目瞪口呆,感到难以置信。除了那几个圣人之外,无人知道原因!众所周知,苍羽老祖与霸道真人之间,可是有着数千年的恩怨啊!苍羽老祖为什么要怕陆沉?苍羽老祖为什么给霸道真人擦鞋?苍羽老祖为什么对霸道真人卑躬屈膝?所有人都看不懂了,但知道从今天起,
苍羽老祖的名气跌到谷底了,连累苍羽宗的声誉也完了。“老祖,你怎么能给霸道真人擦鞋呢?”这一刻,苍羽大宗主哭了,扑嗵一下,跪倒在苍羽老祖后面,“老祖与霸道真人地位相等,也是高贵的存在,不能给他擦啊,要擦,就让我来代劳吧!”“老祖,让我等代劳吧!”苍羽宗的尊者们也纷纷哭喊,还哗啦一声,跪倒一片。“混帐,老夫还没死呢,你们哭个屁啊?”苍羽老祖本来心情就很差,此时更是大怒,“你们没资格代劳老夫,全部给老夫滚,别在此丢人现眼!”“喂,老家伙,你擦到哪里去了?怎么擦到本座的大腿上来了?”此时,霸道真人开口喝斥,“擦鞋不认真,还敢连擦边聊天,罚你重新擦一遍!”苍羽老祖:“……”霸道真人按着苍羽老祖慢慢摩擦,慢慢折腾,陆沉就没兴趣看下去了。这是苍羽老祖应得的,苍羽老祖自找的,怪不得谁!反正,苍羽老祖的资质有限,修为到了风骨圣人,武道也到头了。以后,苍羽老祖只能被霸道真人吊打,再也不可能有翻身的机会!毒宗已除,处理毒宗的事务,就交给那些宗门来处理了,陆沉不想浪费时间,便率领狂热军团第一时间离开了。返回玄天道宗,陆沉拿出大批九纹尊者丹分下去,再要求军团所有人闭关半个月,好好沉淀修为。随后,陆沉便去找灵颜,看看这个娘炮的进展如何了?果然,在大量的熔灵果调节之下,灵颜的境界恢复得非常快,刚刚恢复到了大地尊者!“陆沉,熔灵果吃完了,我还要更多!”灵颜见到陆沉的第一时间,便开口要果子。“要多少有多少,只要效果好就行!”陆沉掏出数百枚熔灵果,交给了灵颜,“给你半个月,你能不能恢复所有的境界?”
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