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第21章 土遁显威败狸力(1 / 2)

“大概就是这个意思!”随着修为与实力的提升,翡多终于对自己有了一点信心,觉得可以到远处活动活动。</p>

“怪没打过,不过自己倒是被师姐当怪打过,微不足道的小怪!最后被擒拿上山,被收服成了师姐的师弟。”泽齿咧嘴一笑。</p>

“其实我也只跟师尊下山打过一次怪……”翡多挠头,表情变得古怪。</p>

“何不说来听听,让吾等吸取一些经验?”泽齿叫道。</p>

“当时,吾冲击法元境遇到瓶颈,迟迟跨不过,师尊他呀又祭出大神侃术,唠里唠叨起来……”翡多并不觉得有什么经验可以传授,不过,说出来让大家当故事听听还是好的。</p>

“哈,又快到了破境的时候。真快,记得上次还是的二十年前,狼狈无比,不知这次会是什么情况。”慕秋容一叹。</p>

“现在还是和上回一样,出现跨不出那一步的情况。”</p>

“看来得去打个怪来升升级了。”慕秋容笑道。</p>

“怪又没来惹我们,为何要去打?”</p>

“哈,打怪升级,探密夺宝,装逼打脸,修炼神功,收编后宫这是世俗仙侠故事的几大永恒套路,不管怎么写都抛不开,怎样编都得围着来,故事通常以男性为猪脚,目标就是变强,强到难以匹敌,称王称帝,称霸称尊,最后不是一统诸界就是号令万天……”</p>

“结局不但类同,过程更是千篇一律,为了促进猪脚成长,各种地图依次配合着开放,什么级别开放什么地图,为了彰显猪脚英明神武,睿智非常,各种‘沙雕’一样的,修为比猪脚高一截的反派,牛皮哄哄地源源不断地跳出来,既不收集情报,也不分析对手,理所应当地认为自己比猪脚强,只要自己一出手就能将猪脚打成猪头,带着一身资源就往枪口上撞,结果被收拾得妥妥的,不是奉上资源就是送出人头,或者两样一起,反正猪脚不会拒绝……”</p>

“同样,各种怪各种妖不管是强大是弱小,是机灵是智障,怎么个跳怎么个闹,都不过是在等猪脚过来砍杀升级或者收为坐骑;至于神功大法什么的,只有猪脚才有机缘获得,即便被人夺了去也不要紧,需要时会连人头一起送来,即便真的错过,要么不是最好的,要么不适合猪脚,没什么大不了的,待猪脚神功一成,往往同境无敌,那些曾经战胜过猪脚,逼得他四处跑路的,最后都会被一一的收拾,反杀。”</p>

“而在各种关乎权利与地位的争斗中,猪脚不是智珠在握,成竹在胸,就是得贵人相助,高枕无忧,只管级级上爬,中间会经历一些挫折,不过都是些插曲,主旋律依然是节节得胜,直至位极巅峰,修为,神功,后宫什么的都满配,故事结束。”</p>

“其中,最恶心的当然也屌丝们最喜欢的最感兴趣的段落,就是那些个脑残女主,她们不但漂亮而且都是处女,被猪脚光环亮瞎钛合金狗眼之后,都奋不顾身心甘情愿地向男猪脚投怀送抱,当然也可是出了什么意外,比如中了春药难以自持什么的,然后不管男猪脚多花心,都会对他说出男人们最喜欢听实则最不可能的一句话:‘不管你有多少女人,我都只属于你!’”</p>

“男猪脚被装扮,塑造或者说成长为‘英雄’的过程,就是蜕变为‘种猪’的过程,两者几乎同步完成,不管写手多有个性,妙笔有多能生花,写来写去都他娘的尽是这些调调,而且很多时候还非得这么写不可,不然不白不爽不热血,读者们不买帐,书跟着就凉了,写手们挣不到饭钱,只有喝西北风去了。”</p>

“……”翡多不知何言以对,过了好一会才道:“没想到师尊对流传在凡俗世间的仙侠故事竟有这么深的研究。”</p>

“研究算不上,只不过年青的时候闲来无事,读过几本,结果严重地扰乱了心境,晋阶形魂境时差点因此走火入魔而失败,晋阶完成后,差点就要杀上门去,把那些写手的脑袋给开瓢。”</p>

“……”翡多再次无言以对。</p>

“不过,故事虽多荒诞不经,但仍有现实的影子,并非一无是处。在以你为主角的故事里,自然无法免俗,只不过因为当前条件所限,诸如什么美女主动向你献身,‘沙雕’不远千万里过来给你送资源一类的好事,自然不会发生,当然,你是女儿身,美女献身无意义,至于美男,有也别乱来,你可挡不住‘男人可以花天酒地,女人必须一心一意’之类的世俗陈规,男性开后宫风流,并不影响品行,女性开后宫放荡,品行会彻底败坏。”</p>

“当然,汝做为吾之弟子,绝不可让那些花花男猪看顺眼后,啪啪啪收为后宫,相反,若是看哪个花花男不顺眼,咔嚓嚓让他自宫!”慕秋容语气一肃,接着一声叹息:“唉,又扯远了,话说咱们俩的故事从开始到现在,尽是在一些破事上来回扯蛋,不知扯跑多少读者,一去不复返。不过,咱俩的交集也就这么一段,分开之后各有各的故事要展开,谁也不会是谁的配角。”</p>

“俗话有云:无套路不故事,打怪升级之类的套路终究不可或缺,不然故事没办法向前推进。走,咱们这就出发,找几个怪刷一下,好好表现表现,不然太对不起读者朋友,他们想看就是这些。”</p>

“就不知是哪个怪要倒霉了,躺在自己地盘上爽爽地撸呀撸,不兴不风作浪的,祸事就找上门了呀。”翡多暗道。</p>

深山幽幽,空谷寂寂,磐石一块高立。</p>

石下,数十头猪形妖兽围着静坐,瞧那姿势,似乎在感悟与修炼。</p>

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