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第052章 瞎吹胡侃 刺头萌兽(1 / 2)

换做谁处在翡多这个位置,都不可能这般淡然。</p>

当然,不能怪翡多见识不足,本来‘他’就是去御鳞城报到的,不过路上失陷了,没有去成。</p>

不成就不成,到哪不一样?以翡多当时的身份与地位,根本不会关心这些。到后来,也只是知道御鳞城是座大城,很重要,但始终没有意识到它的战略价值,不然,哪会佝现在这般淡定。</p>

www.huanyuanshenqi.com</p>

见有人问起罗帅与监军之事,翡多心情不错,决定狠吹一把。</p>

“……事情要从御鳞城失陷之时说起,满城烟火之中,尽是鱼虾上跳下蹿的身影,将大街小巷悉数淹没,场面那个壮观啊,仿佛整城都是海产活鲜批发市场。当时,罗大帅给急得就要冲出帅府,与那些杂鱼跳虾拼命,发誓要与御鳞城共存亡,却被一名部下拉住,抱住大腿道:‘大帅,留得青山在,不怕没柴烧;保住肠胃好,何惧海鲜跳!现如今鱼虾势大,海鲜生猛,吃不掉一说,反有可能被吃掉,不如先行退避,三十六计走为上。’罗帅不从,却被海产……就是那些……鳞军鱼虾的腥骚之味熏得头昏眼花,脚软筋麻,被那部将强行拖到床上……那个,就是那个主帅座船之上,与芈监军等一干要员逃向西面五万里外的鳞尾镇……”</p>

御鳞城失陷翡多并未经历,只好自己发挥想像力,胡吹瞎侃一气,不管听的人信与不信。</p>

说到半山大营时,渐入佳境:“……主帅座船在前,两艘鳞军战船在后,在空中你追我逐,上演生死时速,若论惊险刺激,那些个什么富二代官二代半夜三更狂飚豪车,撞击栏杆,抛出半裸美女什么的,简直弱爆了。三艘飞船在空中你一发,我两发地互射,快速接近半山大营。大营外的四艘天瑜战船升空拦截,朝着敌船来了四发,掩护主帅座船撤离,敌船反击两炮后被击中,冒着烟就向前撞,前面两艘一下就遭了殃,被敌船顶着,疯狂而又嚣张地撞向后面两艘,场面甚是惨烈,当然,船上并没抛出美女……”</p>

“说的什么乱七八糟的?!”诸将面面相觑。</p>

“……转眼,六艘战船炸成两团火球冲向地面,地面上的将士,包括本将在内,无不惊惶奔逃。主帅座船也失控,撞击在护营大阵上,大阵崩坏,帅船解体,也化做大大小小的火球,坠落营中,其中最大一的团冲入中心营盘,轰然一声,炸出一个大坑,营盘中伤病人员,还有大夫护理,全部化成灰烬。气浪挟着烟尘扫荡一方,本将正好就在附近,躲都 没地方躲,被掀得飞起,在空中连翻十个跟斗,头上脚下坠地,脑袋插进泥土中,只剩两脚朝天,形成一个牛逼冲天的姿势。同时,远处两声炸响,另外两团火球也冲入地面,大地一阵震动。本将拔出脑袋四下一看,我的那个天啊,所见都是火光烈焰,有的人在火</p>

中打滚哀嚎,有的人躺着静静燃烧,远处的营墙被冲开两个大口子,爆炸波及之处,死伤一片,难以计数,鬼哭狠嚎四起,简直就是一副末日景象。我军损失可谓惨重……”说到这段,翡多顿了一顿,回忆起来有一点痛苦,那么多人说没就没了,脸色一阵晦暗。</p>

“在坠船之前,战船上将领大多弃船出逃,御器空中继续捉对厮杀,当时,本将摸不清情况,并没有升空参战,加上受到冲击后气息错乱,躺着装死……不不,是调息……夜空中,功元此起彼伏,战器交织飞舞,打得是激烈非常。有一名我军高官,也就是芈监军……到后来我才知道的……在两名护卫的保护下落向一众地面将士,身后两名鳞追杀下来,地面将士纷纷冲上阻拦,结果惨遭遇屠戮。芈监军分明就是以这些将士的血肉为盾替他挡灾。另外一处,罗帅以一敌二,略战上风,见芈监军遇险,冲下来相救,那芈监军竟然只顾自己躲避,让罗帅身受四名鳞军围攻,腹背受敌,形势危急非常。有一名鳞将从后偷袭,眼见一剑就要刺入罗帅后背。本将恰好躺在一旁,只是被当成一具尸体,无人理会。”</p>

“然而,本将明眸善睐,目光如炬,对罗帅之危可谓洞若观火,直如亲历,加上身体基本恢复,当即果断出手,出其不意,攻其不备,挡下致命一剑,拖住两名鳞将,甩出一颗眩光弹,闪瞎他们的鱼眼,然后一剑一个全部收割,随后又斩杀一将,将其轰成碎渣。另有两名鳞将冲下,本将以土系功法凝聚出小山,将两将轰得飞出,落入将士中间,当场被乱刀乱枪砍刺成肉泥。局势随即逆转,罗帅化险为夷,而我军反败为胜。”翡多的大神侃术可算是天赋神勇,不教自会,收放自如,该吹该吹,该收的收,比如,涉及到动用高级法宝的战斗就说得很简略,甚至跳过。</p>

在场诸将听得表情那个叫精彩,新任大将军别的本事不敢说,吹牛逼绝对勇冠全军,斩杀鳞将如同切菜也就罢了,竟还轰成碎渣,你也不看看自己什么修为。</p>

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