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第659章 练剑先练腰,腰好剑才利(1 / 2)

氪金成仙 五志 0 字 2021-05-17

片刻过后,涂山幂幂重新爬上虎背,一手抓着虎毛,一手揉着屁股,耷拉着脑袋,垂头丧气,再也不敢像之前那样逞威风了。</p>

“活该。”苏木看了她一眼,没好气地说:“就你这样还想要学御剑?连老虎都骑不好,狐假虎威都做不到,真让你御剑,还不得被飞剑给甩下?”</p>

涂山幂幂脑海中不由的闪过一个画面:一把飞剑朝她嚷着‘别碍老子’,然后一个加速就把她给甩下去了。</p>

她打了个寒颤,感觉这一幕对于一个立志要当剑修的狐狸来说,真不是一般的丢脸!</p>

于是涂山幂幂的脑袋,低埋的更深了。</p>

苏木哼了一声,说道:“从今天开始,除了刀工外,你还要跟着菜猫学习颠锅和颠勺,免得再闹出这样的糗事!”</p>

“啊?”涂山幂幂抬起头,错愕的看着苏木:“不是,我从虎背上摔下,跟颠锅颠勺有什么关系?”</p>

苏木振振有词的说:“当然有关系!你以为颠锅颠勺,只是练的臂力,练的鼎食技艺吗?错了!颠锅颠勺对于腰背还有下盘,均能有效锻炼。而御剑,恰好是对腰背和下盘有要求。正所谓:要练剑,先练腰。腰好,剑才快!”</p>

涂山幂幂翻了个白眼,心说我信你才怪,你个糟老头子坏得很,想方设法把我培养成厨子。</p>

这些吐槽她只敢在心里面想想,可不敢讲出口,否则等待她的,就不止是多了颠锅颠勺两门课……</p>

一旁骑着三头犬的凯文,扭过头来说:“大幂幂,你主人说的对,腰好了,飞剑才能学得好。”</p>

涂山幂幂知道凯文也有学飞剑专业,认真的问:“真的吗?”</p>

“当一本正经的说:“腰好,剑才利,能捅的人嗷嗷叫!”</p>

涂山幂幂没有听出老司机呜呜作响的弦外之音,当了真,连连点头:“那我一定好好练习颠锅颠勺。”</p>

苏木则瞪了凯文一眼,因为小叶子在旁边,不好多说,只是用眼神警告了一下老司机,叫他不要胡乱开车。</p>

队伍里,一些飞剑专业的同学,也听到了苏木和涂山幂幂的对话。</p>

他们在这些日子里,见识了苏木的厉害,尤其是苏木能把床板大的飞剑耍的虎虎生风,更是让他们佩服不已。</p>

此刻听了苏木的话,他们忍不住在心里面想着:苏老师的飞剑玩的这么好,难道是因为他腰好?就跟某作者一样?看来练剑先练腰,真是学好飞剑的关键!等回去后,我也去买套锅勺,天天练习颠锅颠勺……</p>

苏木万万没有想到,他的这一番忽悠,没有骗到涂山幂幂,却是让一群飞剑专业的学生深信不疑。</p>

以至于在若干年后,‘练剑先练腰’,‘学剑先学颠锅颠勺’这些话,还被编进了飞剑专业的教科书里,成为了考点之一。</p>

这也惹得一群飞剑专业的学生,吐槽苏木不务正业,祸害丹医、器修等专业的学生就算了,居然连飞剑也不放过,搞的他们要多背不少的知识点……</p>

教训了涂山幂幂几句后,苏木便继续翻看突破净灵草培育技术,需要肝的书籍。</p>

这一幕落到众人眼里,更是对他钦佩不已:在充满了诡异和危险的员峤秘境里,苏木居然还能静下心来读书,难怪他能把各科目学的这么好,不是没有道理的!</p>

同时,因为苏木捧着书看,让不少新加入队伍,还有些忐忑和不安的同学,纷纷放下了心来。</p>

在他们看来,这是苏木镇定、有信心的表现,这让他们有了主心骨,不再慌乱担忧。</p>

苏木没想到肝书还有这效果,也是意外之喜了。</p>

骑在大力虎王背上的苏叶,手在虎皮虎毛上面一阵揉,忽然夸了一句:“真不错!”</p>

大力虎王听到这话,脸都笑烂了,感觉殷勤没有白献,正想要说点儿什么,却听苏叶紧接着又道:“可惜了呀。”</p>

大力虎王不由的一愣,感觉很困惑,忍不住问:“二主人,可惜什么?”</p>

他管苏木叫主人,苏叶就是二主人。这个叫法,是他从大当家、二当家的称呼中,改变而来的。</p>

苏叶道:“可惜你是我哥的灵宠……”</p>

大力虎王听到这里,忍不住得意:看来二主人对我很满意,这是想要收我当灵宠啊!</p>

他正想要说点‘我对您也是忠心不二,您一个吩咐,上刀山下油锅,在所不辞’之类的话,来表表忠心,就听苏叶接着说:“我实在下不了嘴。”</p>

下……嘴?</p>

大力虎王脑门上的‘王’字纹路,顿时变成了‘?’模样。</p>

下什么嘴?您这是要吃我吗?</p>

大力虎王被吓的浑身一哆嗦,颤声问道:“二主人,您这话是什么意思?”</p>

涂山幂幂抬头,先瞥了苏木一眼,见他看书没有反应,立刻来了精神,对大力虎王笑嘻嘻的说:“这你都听不懂?苏叶不好意思吃你!”</p>

卧槽,真要吃我?大力虎王感觉背上阵阵寒意袭来,干笑了两声,试探道:“二主人,您开玩笑的吧?”</p>

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